Happy Trump’s Kampf
I don’t read the NYT regularly, mostly visiting it via links from newsletters, but yesterday morning I’ve been informed of his interview with the NYT. Here’s what you might be interested in reading (use Bypass Paywalls Clean if needed):
- Trump Lays Out a Vision of Power Restrained Only by ‘My Own Morality’
- Highlights From The Times’s Interview With President Trump
- The Many Faces of Trump: What We Saw When We Interviewed the President
Asked in a wide-ranging interview with The New York Times if there were any limits on his global powers, Mr. Trump said: “Yeah, there is one thing. My own morality. My own mind. It’s the only thing that can stop me.” “I don’t need international law,” he added. “I’m not looking to hurt people.”
Me hurt people? No can do! “Nunca pensé que me iban a atacar a mí”: los sobrevivientes del ataque con misil al Bloque 12, el edificio donde murió una mujer por los bombardeos de EE.UU. en Venezuela. Yeah.
Putin also believes he’s not looking to hurt people. Who knows, maybe Adolf thought the same, especially as, for him, a certain ethnicity didn’t include any humans.

Later, I watched Trump’s meeting with oil executives to seek investments in Venezuela. (PBS had better sound capture than AP, except for the ending.)
Trump started with a speech of about 13 minutes. Then, JD Vance, Rubio, Doug Burgum (Secretary of the Interior), and Chris Wright (Secretary of Energy) ate a lot of shit, literally with their noses in Trump’s ass. Oh, Dear Great Leader! After some irrelevant speeches from representatives of the oil industry, Trump returned to his hallucinations. But that was the most interesting part, because Trump took questions from the public on various topics: the skipping of a second intervention in Venezuela, ICE’s execution of people, Greenland, even Iran.
Indeed, he should have been granted a Nobel Peace Prize for each war he stopped, some being very old ones (31–38 years), some being quite fresh (India-Pakistan). As Pakistan’s PM told him, “President Trump saved a minimum of ten million lives.” I kid you not!
Also, protesters in Venezuela “named a street after President Trump.” (Ludditus doesn’t speak of himself in the third person, but Trump does.)
Beyond the lack of military might and the immigration issues (“there are places in Europe that are unrecognizable, and I was extremely diplomatic by using this word, unrecognizable”), windmills are a huge issue in Europe, said Trump. “They are all made in China,” and “nobody has been able to find a single windmill in China.” But there is good news: “We will not approve any windmill in this country.”
“We’re going to do something with Greenland, whether they like it or not.” But why should he want Greenland, when the existing treaty gives the US full freedom in expanding its military presence there? “When you own something, you defend it. We have to own it. … You don’t defend leases.” (By the way, Guantánamo is on lease, and a forced one at that.)
Oh, and he’s having great relations, I mean relationships, with both Putin (which however disappoints him) and Xi, “but I don’t want them neighbors in Greenland.”
Well, I don’t want Trump as my neighbor on Earth, but what can I do about that?
Reporter: Would you ever order a mission to capture Vladimir Putin?
— Clash Report (@clashreport) January 9, 2026
Trump: Well, I don’t think that’s going to be necessary. pic.twitter.com/gcZwzJm3s0

There’s a second pin on Trump’s lapel: “They told me it’s a happy Trump, but I am never happy.” I feel for you, bro!

I couldn’t find this exact lapel pin, but there’s a similar enough one, the Trump Dancing Pin. It might soon become mandatory.


All things considered, it’s not “Mein Kampf” that I need to read, but “On the Juche Idea”!

Although… I’m still confused. Here you have some pics posted on FB by the US Department of Labor:

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