I pulled from the Facebook trash bin a little piece I’d written back when the Orange Shit threatened to destroy a civilization. After his latest idea, I found my outrage even more justified, so I’m translating it from Romanian to English and posting it here. Palantir knew I was thinking this anyway.

Before that, Trump’s vomit on his antisocial network:

So, there you have it, the meeting went well, most points were agreed to, but the only point that really mattered, NUCLEAR, was not. Effective immediately, the United States Navy, the Finest in the World, will begin the process of BLOCKADING any and all Ships trying to enter, or leave, the Strait of Hormuz. At some point, we will reach an “ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO IN, ALL BEING ALLOWED TO GO OUT” basis, but Iran has not allowed that to happen by merely saying, “There may be a mine out there somewhere,” that nobody knows about but them. THIS IS WORLD EXTORTION, and Leaders of Countries, especially the United States of America, will never be extorted. I have also instructed our Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in International Waters that has paid a toll to Iran. No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas. We will also begin destroying the mines the Iranians laid in the Straits. Any Iranian who fires at us, or at peaceful vessels, will be BLOWN TO HELL! Iran knows, better than anyone, how to END this situation which has already devastated their Country. Their Navy is gone, their Air Force is gone, their Anti Aircraft and Radar are useless, Khamenei, and most of their “Leaders,” are dead, all because of their Nuclear ambition. The Blockade will begin shortly. Other Countries will be involved with this Blockade. Iran will not be allowed to profit off this Illegal Act of EXTORTION. They want money and, more importantly, they want Nuclear. Additionally and, at an appropriate moment, we are fully “LOCKED AND LOADED,” and our Military will finish up the little that is left of Iran! President DONALD J. TRUMP

This is high-sea piracy!

My thoughts from four days ago:

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This is what happens when the ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET (minus China, Iran, whatever) has been sucking Trump’s dick. And also Netanyahu’s—Adolf Netanyahu, who keeps committing genocide in Gaza by blocking water tankers and food from reaching the population. Otherwise, Israel is very busy spreading “civilization” in Iran and Lebanon.

Because the European ass-kissers, when they saw that the orange shit was fucking them over with tariffs, demanding Greenland, threatening them left and right, and so on, even before this war (though last summer’s attack was just as illegal and illegitimate!), they kept shoving their tongues up the Emperor’s asshole, sucking his balls, then his dick, hoping to soften him up. They refused to acknowledge a basic fact: the guy is certifiably insane, senile, oligophrenic, malevolent, and completely unhinged.

When this war started, and the moron still expected NATO and the EU+UK to back him, claiming they weren’t helping him enough, it wasn’t too late for a show of force and dignity:

  • “You know those air bases of yours in Europe? Well, either we chain your planes to the runway until the war is over, or you pack them all up and don’t set foot in Europe again until there’s peace in the Gulf, because we’ll shoot them down with your own Patriots! And we’ve got Eurofighters, Rafales, Gripens too, we’re not exactly left with our dicks hanging out.”
  • “No psychiatrist needed: any idiot can see Trump is bat crazy and senile. So, dear American people and Establishment, maybe he was ‘democratically’ elected, but we no longer recognize him as a discussion partner or as the U.S. president, and his entire government is illegitimate. Invoke the 25th Amendment, impeach him, stage a military coup like you’ve done all over Latin America—we don’t care how you do it. Until then, all U.S. ambassadors are personae non gratae, embassies are closed, we’ll shut down ours in the U.S. too, leaving only consular services if anyone still wants a visa, and commercial services—unless your shithead blocks all trade with Europe. But you need to export too, not just us wanting Windows licenses and Google services, and a trade blockade would throw tens of millions of Americans out of work—perfect fuel for a civil war. Plus, we can freeze all the accounts of European branches of American companies if we’re measuring whose dick is bigger. We’ll talk to comrade Erdoğan to figure out how we defend ourselves against the Incirlik base.”

But you can’t do any of that when you didn’t even close embassies over Russia, right? Oh, “but we need their gas.” Well, they want to export too, so they’d keep exporting even without embassies.

Sometimes, rather than ass-licking diplomacy, inflexibility and backbone get you further. At least your mouth stops stinking. But here we should have allied with China, not antagonized it. When it came to tariffs, China was the only one that didn’t beg and plead.

By the way, the same goes for Israel. Anyone who can’t tell the difference between anti-Semitism and anti-Zionism can go fuck themselves and shove it up their own ass. Anyone who lacks the balls to say Israel is genocidal and Nazi—their mother is a whore. Why the hell do we still have diplomatic relations with the state of Israel?

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Obviously, Bibi “Adolf” Netanyahu is the other mass murderer. He’s literally destroying Lebanon after having decimated Gazans and occupied the West Bank.

As it happens, Bibi is in full rage mode, just like the Orange Shit:

Turkey has reacted through its Ministry of Foreign Affairs:

No: 70, 11 April 2026, Regarding the Social Media Post by Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu

Netanyahu, who has been described as the Hitler of our time due to the crimes he has committed, is a well-known figure with a clear track record.

An arrest warrant has been issued against Netanyahu by the International Criminal Court on charges of war crimes and crimes against humanity. Under Netanyahu’s administration, Israel is facing proceedings before the International Court of Justice on charges of genocide.

Netanyahu’s current objective is to undermine ongoing peace negotiations and continue his expansionist policies in the region. Failing this, he risks being tried in his own country and is likely to be sentenced to imprisonment.

The fact that our President has been targeted by Israeli officials with baseless, brazen, and false allegations is a result of the discomfort caused by the truths we have consistently voiced on every platform.

Türkiye will continue to stand by innocent civilians and will further its efforts to ensure that Netanyahu is held accountable for the crimes he has committed.

Apparently, even the Turkish opposition agrees with the government on this one (all three are affiliated with the opposition):

Kemal Kilicdaroglu, Türkiye’s opposition leader, Mansur Yavas, Mayor of Ankara, and Ekrem İmamoglu, Mayor of Istanbul, all responded to Katz’s remarks, emphasizing Turkish unity and the undisputable criminality of the Israeli regime.

Indeed, Mansur Yavas’ tweet translates to this:

Those who speak under the shadow of genocide have no right to deliver speeches. As a member of a regime that kills children, women, and civilians in Gaza, you are the last person who should be speaking. It is not your place to wag your finger at Turkey or the Turkish nation. First, account for the war crimes you have committed. Both history and conscience will remember you as perpetrators of genocide.

But the “civilized world” has no self-respect, no backbone, and no balls. Soon, Mark Rutte will say that Daddy is right, and anyone who thinks right is wrong. How pathetic!

Daniel Boris