I don’t trust Donald Trump. He doesn’t know who he talked with or if he talked at all with any real person. Iran denies there have been talks that led to the postponement of the apocalypse by five days. All living former US presidents denied having talked with Trump and having backed his war on Iran. Maybe he talked with Abraham Lincoln. And maybe he negotiated with Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi. Or maybe he merely chatted with the Tooth Fairy, Napoléon Bonaparte, and Genghis Khan.

He’s also a pathological liar. Last summer, he said he still had two weeks to ponder on the Iran matter. The following night, seven B-2 stealth bombers carrying 14 30,000-pound GBU-57 penetrator bombs significantly damaged Iran’s three nuclear sites. The day before he kidnapped Nicolás Maduro, he said he hadn’t made a decision yet. In this war started jointly with Israel, negotiations were just progressing nicely in Geneva when the inconceivable happened. Trump and Netanyahu went on an assassination spree of all kinds of Iranian leaders! The orange, senile, maleficent shithead cannot be trusted.

Besides, he said himself that he wouldn’t send “boots on the ground in Iran,” but at the same time, “if I did, I wouldn’t tell you.” So why would anyone trust this scumbag now, especially as the Pentagon requested some $200 billion more? (“It’s nice to have,” said the orange retard.)

By the way, did he invade Iran yet?

In any normal attempt at a civilized America, such a senile, aggressive lunatic would have been removed from office by invoking the 25th Amendment. Not in this autocratic, fundamentalist USA.

In any normal world that had decent, non-sycophantic, ass-licking leaders, we’d have had a “Coalition of the Willing” made from EU and NATO countries (including Canada, Turkey, and the UK) whose message would be, “You senile moron, we won’t bend to your hallucinations; we ask the US Establishment to impeach you; if necessary, we ask the American people to overthrow this dictator they have elected!”

Not feasible, eh? Why not? Because half of Americans are MAGA, and thus there’s a risk of civil war in the US? But hasn’t the US made the same request to the Iranian people?

It’s not feasible because Europe without the US would be vulnerable to Russia. Or this is what they say.

It’s not feasible because Europe without trading with the US would be dead. But the EU just enacted agreements with Latin America (MERCOSUR), India, and Australia. Too bad the EU decided to act aggressively in relation to China.

It’s not feasible because Europe doesn’t have the guts to say, “We turned a blind eye when in 1948 Israel expelled half of Mandatory Palestine’s Arab population (the Nakba). We turned a blind eye when, in 1967, Israel took and occupied the West Bank (including East Jerusalem) from Jordan, the Gaza Strip and the Sinai Peninsula from Egypt, and the Golan Heights from Syria. We turned a blind eye when Israel broke the 1995 Oslo II Accord in Areas A and B of the West Bank. We turned a blind eye when Israel repeatedly committed ethnic cleansing and genocide in the West Bank and in Gaza. But this is a war that we cannot accept. Israel’s war with Iran is illegal. Israel’s invasion of Lebanon is illegal. Hezbollah and Hamas are the result of Israel’s actions in the region, and Israel has made zero efforts towards a peaceful cohabitation with its neighbors. Bibi Netanyahu, who is a war criminal, actively destroys all efforts meant to implement a two-state solution to the Palestinian problem. We cannot tolerate a fascist political regime from a people whose ancestors lived through a Shoah; therefore, the regime in Israel has to change as much as the regime in Iran, the regime in the US, and the regime in Russia have to change.

Above all, none of this is possible because our leaders are roundworms who inhabit Donald’s and Bibi’s assholes!

We are less than four weeks into this war, and the oil crisis is worse than the 1973 and 1979 oil crises combined! Fatih Birol, the Executive Director of the International Energy Agency (IEA): “Many of us remember the two consecutive oil crises in [the] 1970s: 1973 and 1979… In each of the crises, the world has lost about 5 million barrels per day, both of them together 10 million barrels per day. And today, only as of today, we lost 11 million barrels per day, so more than two major oil shocks put together.” (The Iran oil crisis is the worst energy shock ever recorded. World leaders aren’t ready, says IEA chief — FORTUNE)

So far, in Europe the issue is mainly one of price, not of availability. But the Philippines imports 98% of its oil from the Gulf, and it declared an energy emergency. Other countries will follow. And let’s not forget that, after having kidnapped the president of Venezuela, Trump’s America tries to commit an energy genocide in Cuba: Cuba last received an oil shipment on January 9! One of the two Russian tankers that were trying to deliver crude and diesel to Cuba had to divert to Trinidad and Tobago, and the other one should be illegally intercepted by the US Navy and Coast Guard!

Trump and Netanyahu will remain in history as more genocidal than Putin, should the war in the Gulf continue and lead to the major depression we seem to be headed to!

And the “leaders of the democratic world/West/North” are accessories to the crimes committed by these two monsters!

Claytoonz (Clay Jones): Proofer Hilary told me I mispelled “billions.” (Mewling About Mueller)